On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Ten snow white lambchops
Nine new potatoes
Eight bantam puffballs
Seven sheep a grazin’
Six summer squash
Fiiiiiiiiiive Pekin ducks
Four mooing cows
Three newborn bucklings
Two little pigs
And farm in the country!
As a vegan I will put one hand over my eyes and the other one will do service swapping from one side to the other singing “LA LA LA I CAN’T SEE OR HEAR THAT”