On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
A dozen farm fresh eggs
Eleven wild mallards
Ten snow white lambchops
Nine new potatoes
Eight bantam puffballs
Seven sheep a grazin’
Six summer squash
Fiiiiiiiiiive Pekin ducks
Four mooing cows
Three newborn bucklings
Two little pigs
And farm in the country!
Merry Christmas my friend!
All I can say to this that Costa hasn’t already said is this…
Hope you like Father Ted